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Dies ist wohl die urkomischste Deutung deines Sternzeichens, die du je gelesen hast.
Wassermann
Party ist das Lebensmotto des Wassermanns. Er immer dabei, einen heißen Flirt abzuschleppen und liebt es, in der Öffentlichkeit nackt zu sein, aber seit den Sechzigern ist das nicht mehr erlaubt. Was er sehr bedauert. Seit dem ist er für mindestens 90 Prozent der Fälle von registriertem exzessivem Drogenmissbrauch verantwortlich.
Weiterlesen
Die einzige Fähigkeit die Wassermänner wirklich gut beherrschen ist, Volleyball mit sich selbst zu spielen. Sie lieben Weltraumreisen und waren schon auf jedem Planeten. Wenn du einen galaktischen Reisetipp brauchst, frage einen Wassermann.
Viele Rocker sind Wassermänner. Sie haben die einzigartige Fähigkeit und Lizenz alle im Universum anpissen zu dürfen. Sie können bei Regen über Wasser laufen, aber nur in ihrem Swimmingpool.
Fische
Fische sind wahre Komiker, aber ohne es zu beabsichtigen. Wo sie auch hinkommen, müssen alle lachen. Weibliche Fische tragen wunderbar lange Kleider und Tonnen an Silberschmuck, der bei ihnen ganz leicht aussieht. Fische weinen schnell, wenn sie etwas nicht schaffen, was oft vorkommt. Sie erinnern sich an alles, was sie anhatten, aber vergessen, wie sie heißen.
Meistens sterben Fische eines natürlichen Todes bei dem sie aus dem zehnten Stock fallen oder von einem Bus überfahren werden. Außer sie sind der Partner eines Krebses. Fische haben einen starken Mutterinstinkt und können allen, die ihnen falsch kommen, gehörig in den Arsch treten, sodass ihre Flosse einen Abdruck im Brustkorb ihres Opfers hinterlässt. Sie sind stolz, aber können nicht mit Kritik umgehen, obwohl sie das immer behaupten.
Sie weinen viel und gerne, vor allem, wenn sie damit bekommen was sie wollen. Und das ist Recht haben. Sie haben aber auch kein Problem damit andere zu vermöbeln. Fische tun was sie wollen, ohne ein schlechtes Gewissen zu bekommen.
Quelle:
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